"How to kill someone;
Hold their hand and then never touch their skin again,
See them nearly everyday and pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie."

(via bodv)

(Source: iclungtoy0u, via hoheyhales)


make your child stop screaming or I will

(via donutsandlove)


my english teacher is totally hot and today he told me in front of his entire class that he thought i was the funniest person he’s ever met and i said “funnier than your wife?” and now i have detention 

(via literallyrad)