sluttyoliveoil:

there’s a mosquito bite on my butt and I would be mad but who can blame the little guy

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nursejoy:

nursejoy:

a girl offered me a bagel with cream cheese once in exchange for me following her on tumblr

it was a good bagel

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

*sees a pic of a dog* oh this is a friend of mine

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rnudkipz:

when you start losing a bunch of followers

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chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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